"BRTS TOY"

And you're some drunk dude's future "roofies" toy, sorority slut.

"JET SETA"

Members of the jet set drive Bentleys, not Chryslers. L-O-S-E-R.

"FAGUS"

Um, yeah, this one doesn't need a caption. NUKED!
(submitted by S.S.)

"MRGQMAN"

Unless you're fucking Gisele, I highly fucking doubt it.
(submitted by S.S.)

"ODS & NS"

Very clever, Mr. Handyman. Did you think that up before or after you took off your dress?

"KNGOFLA"

More like the court jester, joker.
(courtesty of RickT.org)

"BUBU<3 7"

G-A-Y.

"TRDKING"

Turd King? The kingdom is all yours, bro.

"CAHCAT"

Cah-dumb.

"JOEMOMA"

How clever! Moron.